fruit fly
by angelica osborne
Casual Queer
God Hates sHrimp lev 11: 9-12
tHe rumors are true, but if i’m not
f@#kinG you it’s none of your business.
Would you ratHer i marry your
dauGHter?
may tHe embryo you save be Gay and
proud.
prevent abortion, support Gay sex!
We Want What The Chickens Got
straiGHt parents make Gay babies.
I put on the Christmas music, visualized all the ing gay porn in gym class had already permeated the
holiday festivities coming up that my family and I minds of panicky parents everywhere. The Morman
CHiCkens Have more riGHts tHan Gays.
will be enjoying and tried extra hard to be seasonally Church especially poured millions into these decep-
inspired to write my December article, and yet I keep tive ads to stir up fear among voters. I believe their
coming back to....What the hell happened with Prop. plan worked on a lot of people. I think we need to get
We Want WHat tHe CHiCkens Got.
8?!? The elation of Obama getting into office, the a proposal together to ban Mormon marriage! I went
triumph of Prop 2 for all us animal activists was cov- back and forth with a few people on my facebook
I also picked the top five of the ones that
ered by this dark cloud of intolerance and anger. In page over this issue and what I keep hearing from the
California? Home of the “live and let live” liberals, Hol- opposing side is “They want EXTRA or SPECIAL rights.”
I don’t believe are progressing the cause
lywood queens and the gay mecca, San Francisco? They keep missing the point which is gays wouldn’t
forward...
How is this possible? I have a few theories. First of all, NEED any “special” rules if marriage was legal for all.
the wording of the proposition itself was confusing, They would automatically be allowed to see their
even to me. I’d been wearing my “No On Prop 8” loved ones in restricted hospital situations, be put fist me
button all week, saw the signs, I knew what to do, on the spouse’s insurance and have their child raised
but when I got into that booth and read the proposi- by the other parent should they die. There’s so much
tion, I actually had to think for a minute. I was a little hurt and anger on both sides, but if you can take the
poWer bottom
confused and even read it again to make sure. Now if I emotion out of it, it’s really a basic question—Should
was a little perplexed as a young, educated, informed people marry according to what is in their heart or
marCH of tHe Gay penGuins
individual, what about an old lady looking at it going their DNA? Answer - Either, neither, both...Freedom
“Gay Marriage, Yes, I’m for gay marriage. Yes!” instead of Choice! I thank God everday I live in America
of “No, I do not want to ban gay marriage”. I honestly where we are free to have The Million Homos March
fbi (furry butt inspeCtor)
believe some people voted YES thinking they were on City Hall because we know there are a number of
supporting gay marriage. The other reason this went countries where you and I would have been stoned in
so wrong was the barrage of commercials we all saw the streets a looong time ago. The only positive way
tHousands of my potential CHildren died
over and over showing our kids learning about gay to look at it is the fact that this issue is so in everyone’s
on your son’s faCe last niGHt
marriage in school. WTF? Do any of us remember faces right now. It means that within another twenty
being taught about any kind of marriage ever in any years it will be no big deal in every state. Remember
schooling system? Of course not, but I’ll be damned if the saying, “All great truths started as blasphemies?” Niiice. Don’t give up, my friends. Never
they didn’t feed us that bullshit on the TV all day long. The other positive thing I can see is gays expressing
stop. Now get out your rainbow unitard
Towards the end, The Board of Education came back themselves so bravely and creatively! I was looking at a
with an ad stating that this was not true...but it was bunch of pro-gay bumper stickers online and I picked
and walking shoes and let’s keep on
too little, too late. The thought of third graders watch- my Top Fave 10:
marching! Oh yes, and Merry Christmas!
28 RAGE monthly | DECEMBER 2008
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28 |
Page 29 |
Page 30 |
Page 31 |
Page 32 |
Page 33 |
Page 34 |
Page 35 |
Page 36 |
Page 37 |
Page 38 |
Page 39 |
Page 40 |
Page 41 |
Page 42 |
Page 43 |
Page 44 |
Page 45 |
Page 46 |
Page 47 |
Page 48 |
Page 49 |
Page 50 |
Page 51 |
Page 52 |
Page 53 |
Page 54 |
Page 55 |
Page 56 |
Page 57 |
Page 58 |
Page 59 |
Page 60 |
Page 61 |
Page 62 |
Page 63 |
Page 64 |
Page 65 |
Page 66 |
Page 67 |
Page 68 |
Page 69 |
Page 70 |
Page 71 |
Page 72 |
Page 73 |
Page 74 |
Page 75 |
Page 76 |
Page 77 |
Page 78 |
Page 79 |
Page 80 |
Page 81 |
Page 82 |
Page 83 |
Page 84 |
Page 85 |
Page 86 |
Page 87 |
Page 88 |
Page 89 |
Page 90 |
Page 91 |
Page 92 |
Page 93 |
Page 94 |
Page 95 |
Page 96 |
Page 97 |
Page 98 |
Page 99 |
Page 100 |
Page 101 |
Page 102 |
Page 103 |
Page 104 |
Page 105 |
Page 106 |
Page 107 |
Page 108 |
Page 109 |
Page 110 |
Page 111 |
Page 112