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Arkwright
The Independent
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. . . I’ve inflicted
my bigoted
I
’ve been distracted from my usual underwent a full and vigorous baggage get in touch.
routines this week because both of my
views on you all
apprenticeship in what some consider to
offspring, who fled the nest some be one of the best sport shops in the For anyone willing to go for the double,
years ago, have returned for a few days
over the years so
country and can personally provide a date her and give my son a job, then
of parental support. My daughter is glowing reference. Sports mad… both martyrdom is assured and you’ll have the
bemoaning the fact that she has still to participating and as a spectator. Captains a added bonus of some great and grateful in
meet Mr Right while my son, with the
why not
Sunday cricket side, plays and organises laws should things progress that far!
downturn in house sales, wants to get out five-a-side football, beats most of his
of estate agency and into another sphere. I
shamelessly ask
mates at snooker and manages to I do have another excuse for my mind
didn’t manage to offer any really fundraise for worthy charities. If that’s not not being totally focused on my regular
constructive help to either of them over
for your help?
enough he’s an FA class 3 referee, qualified commitments and that is it seems likely
the weekend; I simply encouraged with lifeguard and has a clean driving licence. that I will be taking part in a coup over
lots of loving words of moral support Doesn’t he just sound your perfect the coming weeks. Sounds a bit
hoping to keep their optimism high in
Who’d like to
prospective employee? What’s more, while dramatic, but change is needed in our
their respective searches for love and he’s currently based in the South East he’s town, and I can only write briefly of it, as
employment. Then, this morning, I woke
give my son a
willing to relocate particularly to London, now I must head off for a clandestine
to realise I’d taken my eye off my own Nottingham or Cardiff. Would now like to meeting for further evidence gathering
work commitments and hadn’t scribed my
piece for this journal. Panic! What was the
job and who’d
work in: Sports sales, sports related events and plotting. Hopefully I’ll be reporting
management, promotion or recruitment. next month mission accomplished. Some
theme to be? Politics, weather and retail So don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime of the subterfuge has been so great there
analysis have been done to death in the
like to go out
opportunity to employ Son of Arkwright! have been times I felt as though I’m in an
press; then it came to me! I’ve inflicted my Call today before he’s snapped up by one episode of ‘Allo ‘Allo and started to
bigoted views on you all over the years so
with my
of the Dragons. whisper in a phoney French accent. No
why not shamelessly ask for your help? one’s wearing a false moustache yet and I
Who’d like to give my son a job and who’d
like to go out with my daughter?
daughter?
DAUGHTER aged 29, again has been don’t think there’ll be any reason for me
lucky to inherit family good looks. Long to dress in a maid’s outfit but at this
Networking through the pages of SGB for dark hair, big brown eyes and a great sense stage nothing can be ruled out. However,
a job is not a new departure, maybe of fashion style. There’s no pretending it there’s a positive knock-on for sales in
Looking for Love is a bit of a digression humour and a generally all-round will be a challenge dating her. She’s the shop because when a fellow plotter
but then we are all having to adapt in attractive character. His estate agency sales gorgeous but headstrong and independent comes in to update me they feel it
today’s challenging market! I can only techniques have equipped him with having carved out a career in film necessary to maintain their cover if we
trust that the Editor doesn’t think I am ambiguous language skills, which a future production and has her own flat in get interrupted by a customer and
taking liberties by promoting my family in employer might find useful when London but now, in my opinion, she consequently buy something. While I
this way. combined with his experience in office needs to put the same dedication into fully support the cause business is
administration (read: can play happily on finding contentment with a soul mate. So business and there’ll be no refunds for
SON aged 25 has, fortunately for him, the computer for hours). I am delighted to guys if you have a strong character, are these impulse purchases just because
inherited good looks, sparkling sense of confirm that during his teenage years he reasonably good looking and no past we’re fellow conspirators!
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