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lesbian jokes:
… fi lm you saw
Burn After Reading What do you call an army of lesbians?
Militia Etheridge.
… album you bought
Can’t remember… it was
How many lesbians does it take to
ages ago!
change a lightbulb?
… club you visited
Two. One to screw it in and one to write
a folk song about it.
Wish in Vauxhall, London
MIKYLA
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… book you read
What did the lesbian vampire say to her
A Bit of a Blur
partner? See you next month.
by Alex James
Assistant

… magazine you bought
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Grazia
DECEMBER Fundaq…
Thursday 4 Monday 8
Christmas tree lighting Duffy plays Brixton Carling Academy
ceremony in Trafalgar – The Welsh singer’s London date to
FUN Square – Westminster promote her latest album.
Council fl icks the www.myspace.com/duffymyspace
switch and lights up
the giant Christmas
tree. Hurrah! What do you call lesbians in a field full of
Thursday 4 Thursday 25
vibrators? Squatters.
The Tales of Beedle Christmas Day
The Bard comes – Presents, food
How do you tell if your girlfriend’s butch?
out – Get ready for and drink in
the latest offering abundance, and
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her
from the talented a jolly time all
own tampons.
J.K Rowling. www. round.
bloomsbury.com
What does a lesbian bring on a second
date? A removal van.
Friday 26
Boxing Day
– We’re all
17
overdrawn and
the leftover
Christmas pud
is all gone.
GLUM
What type of humour do lesbians like?
;cab`SOR Tongue in cheek!
VG Lee/as you step outside
Published by Tollington Press £9.99
What do you call a lesbian with long
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fingernails? Single!
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The author of The Comedienne, The Woman in Beige
A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and
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asks where the vibrators are. “Come
T and Diary of a Provincial Lesbian brings us 20 short
this way,” the cute woman behind the
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works of fi ction. Suffused with Lee’s unique brand of
counter says, gesturing with her finger.
dark humour, these well-written, quirky little tales are a
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real joy to read. An ideal Christmas stocking fi ller! need the vibrator, would I?” the
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