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Spendthrift?
Scrooge or
How will you cope with a
credit crunch Crimbo?

When do you normally start Where will you be spending
saving up for Christmas? Christmas?
a) Start? You have a Christmas a) The Bahamas, with all your
savings account which you put friends and family.
money into all year round. b) You’re getting the train to your
b) Around the beginning of
!
girlfriend’s parents’ house.
November you start putting a c) In your bedsit, with only the
little bit aside. Queen’s speech for company.
c) Save

up?
What will your Christmas
What are your Christmas dinner consist of?
cards going to be like? a) Turkey or nut roast with spuds,
a) A bumper pack from stuffi ng, sprouts and a glass of
Woolworths. sherry.
b) Harrods’s fi nest. b) A Pot Noodle and a can of Coke.
c) Homemade from old cereal c) Pheasant, quail’"s egg, truffl e,
packets. caviar… Oh, and two bottles of
Krug champagne. Each.
Who will you be buying
presents for? What will be coming out of

a) Your girlfriend. Well, you might
buy her a pint, possibly.
b) Your girlfriend, your parents
and your closest friends.
c) Your girlfriend, your parents, all


y
your friends, the guy in the #
our cracker?
a) A solid gold nail fi le.
b) An unidentifi able piece of
plastic tat.
c) Cracker? What cracker? You
just stamp your foot on the
off licence, that girl on the Scores: ground and pretend.
bus who once smiled at you… 1) a) 5 b) 3 c) 1 1-12: You’re a scrooge:
2) a) 3 b) 5 c) 1 It’s OK to spend some money, you know!. What’s the most expensive gift
3) a) 1 b) 3 c) 5 13-21: You’re sorted: you’ll be giving this year?
4) a) 5 b) 3 c) 1 You’re careful – but without allowing the festive a) A Porsche for
$
your best friend.
5) a) 3 b) 1 c) 5 spirit to evaporate completely! b) A lottery ticket for your dad.
6) a) 5 b) 3 c) 1 22-35: You’re a Spendthrift: c) An iPhone for your girfriend
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7) a) 5 b) 1 c) 3 Hello-oo!? We’re in a credit crunch, honey!
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Meanwhile, established lesbian icon Ellen guest on her show. The Irish actor quipped
DeGeneres followed suite as she also “And you, a married woman!”, to which
took a bat which was not for her usual side. DeGeneres responded “I’m going to be in

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The comedienne enjoyed a brief lip-lock trouble for that when I get home.” Farrell’s
with Colin Farrell as she greeted him as a response came in the form of that old
chestnut “Can I watch?”
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she is dating a hairdresser called Nina,
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Li-Lo watch: So, I know you skim-read all
out there to help
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‘reformed’ man-eater Jodie Marsh is now
her become a real
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advertising for sperm so that the two can
lesbian
helping of Li-Lo watching. Well… Li-Lo’s
start a family. The outspoken glamour model allegedly been denying that she is a lesbian,
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decided to kick off a characteristically spunky despite happily admitting to her fl ing with Ms
S BY campaign on Absolute Radio, appealing for Ronson. Insider, Jo Piazza,, claims the star says
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‘donations’ between snogging her girlfriend Sam is the only girl she’d go for, and if it all
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