18     NAVY NEWS, MAY 2007
Lynx’ eye 
on a 
red nose
A LYNX helicopter from RNAS 
Yeovilton helped schoolchil-
dren from a Bristol school 
celebrate Red Nose Day. 
The pupils and staff of 
Clevedon Community School 
donned pieces of red card 
to make up a 1,400-person 
mosaic of the Comic Relief 
logo. 
Headteacher John Wells 
said: “We were really excit-
ed about bringing the whole 
school together and with that 
extra bit of support from the 
Royal Navy – we feel we have 
contributed to Comic Relief 
in a very enjoyable way.”
Each of the students gave 
£1 to be part of the mosa-
ic, with the Lynx from the 
Operational Evaluation Unit 
providing a unique eye in the 
sky on the finished picture 
(left). 
Picture: LA(Phot) Paul A’Barrow
Fête-al attraction 
in Faslane base
Picture: LA(Phot) Darby Allen
Lusty ‘nose’ how to box
A VILLAGE fête in the 
CARRIER HMS Illustrious ran a onlooker “fought like two men 
boxing competition as an unusual – Laurel and Hardy”. 
canteen at Clyde Naval Base 
cash-raising challenge for Comic The afternoon of boxing raised 
proved a week-long favourite 
Relief. £200 for Red Nose Day, and gave 
in the run-up to this year’s The ship’s Red Nose Day all on board a much-needed break 
Comic Relief, featuring such 
Boxing Extravaganza asked par- after an intensive training peri-
stalwarts of the charity scene 
ticipants to donate £1 for 30 sec- od working up as the Fleet flag-
as a tombola, guess the 
onds in the ring with the ship’s ship and High Readiness Strike 
sweets in the jar, and name 
LPT to knock off his red nose for Carrier. 
the teddy competitions. 
a prize. During two weeks of busy fly-
Of course, no one mentioned ing, RN and RAF pilots prac-
These traditional events were 
that this particular physical train- tised ship-borne operations with 
bolstered by a general knowledge 
ing instructor was the RM boxing the GR9 Harriers of IV(AC) 
quiz and a five-a-side football 
champion, LPT Kev ‘Baby-Faced Squadron RAF.
competition to add to the 
Assassin’ Green... ● (Above) ET(WE) Andrew Bar-
fundraising festivities. 
Several contestants came close, rie, LPT Kev Green and AET 
By the end of the week, the 
with particular mention of Cdr Nathan Daubney – participants 
sweets were counted to the benefit 
David Heley, the carrier’s execu- in the Illustrious Red Nose Day 
of Iain McLaggan’s sweet tooth, 
tive officer, who according to one Boxing Extravaganza
the teddy was named Lacey by 
Rick Berrington, and the MOD 
Guards team of John Egan, 
Andy Downs, Steve Flanagan 
and Caroline Walls had won the 
quiz with their encyclopaedic 
knowledge of TV comedy theme 
tunes and Carry On films.
Some 21 teams from the 
Scottish base took on the football 
competition at the Sportsdrome, 
with the Fleet Protection Group 
Royal Marines team pushed hard 
in the last round by the Shiplift 
team, but it is perhaps no surprise 
that the green berets did not 
concede defeat.
Organiser Paul Currie of BNS 
Community Investment Group 
said: “The football turned out to 
be a fantastic competition and the 
number of teams who took part 
Ninety-nine red balloons
exceeded all our expectations. 
“We’d really like to thank 
TRAINEE sailors from McKenzie Division at HMS Raleigh bring on the balloons for a group of 
everyone who took part.”
Torpoint children who got their marching orders for Comic Relief. Some 60 children from Carbeile 
In one week of fundraising the 
Junior School and Torpoint Community College were drilled in the intricacies of Naval marching by 
staff, who could be found sporting 
HMS Raleigh’s parade staff. At the end of a fine display of amateur marching, Cdre John Keegan, 
red noses and red wigs, at the 
the Commodore of HMS Raleigh, took the salute – then the balloons were let loose to raise money 
Clyde base netted almost £2,000 
for the comical charity. Picture: Dave Sherfield
for Comic Relief.
24 hours, but no Kiefer
AN unusual fundraiser took place at HMS Temeraire in Portsmouth, 
where the energetic PTIs spent 12 hours in Tigger-like activity during a 
sponsored ‘Bounce-a-thon’ organised by POPT Toogood. And at Gos-
port’s HMS Sultan, the four rowers (LA(SE) Mo Morrison, Flt Lt Stu 
Ashley, PO(SE) Bagsy Baker and CPO Scott Mathewson) notched up 12 
hours on the rowing machine to bundle up more comical cash.
Picture: LA(Phot) Carl Osmond
By Hercules to Banja Luka
● Lt Andy Haywood prepares to scale the tower at Culdrose
AS a last farewell to Bosnia and Herzegovina, the remaining 550 
Because it’s there
British military at Banja Luka celebrated Red Nose Day with red 
noses specially flown by RAF Hercules to Banja Luka. Lt Helen THE air traffic control tower at RNAS Culdrose may not be quite 
Munro RN rang up Sainsbury’s at Wootton Bassett, the nearest Mount Everest – but it is if you climb the 90ft tower 134 times 
to RAF Lyneham, and the kind folk delivered the red noses to the as Lt Andy Haywood figured out for his Comic Relief fundrais-
RAF base to wing their way over the seas to the Balkan nation. ing efforts.
The money-making was further bolstered by a home-made The Air Traffic Control Officer scaled the distance from base 
chariot race around the base for the title of ‘the last and greatest camp to summit of Everest, and descended back down again. 
Banja Lukan charioteer’, and Batman and Robin patrolled the site, While Andy set himself a tall order for the day, his colleagues 
collecting money for targetted ‘Flan Attacks’. in the air traffic control tower went down the more traditional 
● Lt Helen Munro (right) and Flt Lt Williams RAF with a red-nosed route of making money – a non-uniform day. 
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