38. Since his aged father is extremely ill, a student dunce
asks his friends to get wreaths to wear for the funeral. The
next day, however, his father is better. But his friends
are of course annoyed. ‘For my part,’ he declares, ‘I’m
embarrassed that you’ve all been put to this trouble and
expense. So tomorrow you’re going to wear the wreaths.
No matter how he is, I’m burying the old man tomorrow.’
39. Two student dunces are taking a walk together. One of
them spots a black bird and remarks, ‘Brother, that bird’s
mate is probably dead. That’s why she’s wearing black.’
40. A student dunce has lost his little son. After seeing
how many people have gathered for the funeral, he keeps
saying, ‘I’m ashamed to be burying such a small child in the
presence of such a large crowd!’
41. A student dunce is selling a house. He carries around
one of its building blocks to show people what it’s like.
42. Two student dunces undertake a journey on foot. One of
them is left a little behind when he stops to answer nature’s
call. When he reaches the milestone, he finds written on it
a message from the other: ‘Catch up with me!’ So beneath
that message the straggler writes: ‘No, you wait for me!’
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