10. A student dunce is trying to sell his horse. Someone asks
him if anything ever spooks it. ‘Upon my daddy’s soul, no!,’
he replies. ‘The horse always stays alone in its stall!’
11. A student dunce wants to see if he looks good when
he’s asleep. So he stands in front of a mirror with his eyes
closed.
12. A student dunce is going to the city. His friend says, ‘Do
me a favor and buy me a couple of fifteen-year-old slaves.’
‘No problem,’ responds the dunce. ‘If I don’t find two fifteen-
year-olds, I’ll get you one thirty-year-old.’
13. A couple of student dunces are complaining to each
other about the fact that their fathers are still alive. One
of them says, ‘Why don’t we each strangle our old men?’
‘No way!’ objects the other. ‘You want people to call us
parricides? But if you like, you kill mine, and I’ll kill yours.’
14. A student dunce buys a house, then peeks out the
window and asks passersby if the house suits him.
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