Part I
THE UNIVERSITY DUNCE
1. A student dunce orders a lamp from the silversmith. ‘How
big a lamp do you want me to make?’ asks the man. ‘Big
enough for eight people to see by,’ responds the dunce.
2. A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned.
So now he swears he’ll never get into water until he’s really
learned to swim.
3. A student dunce goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor,
when I wake up, I’m all dizzy, then after half-an-hour I’m
O.K.’ ‘Well, wait a half-hour before waking up,’ advises the
doctor.
4. A student dunce tries to sell a horse. Someone asks if it’s
thrown its first set of teeth. ‘Two sets of teeth, actually,’ says
the dunce. ‘How’s that?’ ‘Well,’ comes the answer, ‘he threw
mine once and my father’s once.’
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