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258. A student dunce teaches in the gymnasium. He hears
that one of his students is sick. The following day, he hears
that he has a fever. Later, he hears from the boy’s father
that he’s dead. He remarks, ‘When you people keep coming
up with excuses like that, you just keep the boys from
learning!’
259. A student dunce buys a piece of meat, picks it up, and
carries it homeward. A kite suddenly flies down and tears it
out of his hand. The dunce swears, ‘May I become like you,
if I don’t do the same to someone else!’
260. A quick study watches a doctor putting salve on a
beautiful girl’s eyes. ‘Careful, young man,’ says he. ‘Don’t
let curing the girl above lead to ruining her below!’ [Same as
151]
261. A gluttonous magistrate gives the order for his court to
hold its sessions next to a bakery.
262. While out of town, a quick study has developed a
hernia. Upon his return, he’s asked what he’s brought with
him. ‘Nothing for you,’ he responds, ‘but I got a little pillow
for my thighs.’
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