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Part XVI
THE LONGEST JOKE IN
THE BOOK
243. Invited to the grape-harvest by his friend, a glutton
greedily eats the figs and grapes. With stomach cramps that
night, he has a dream that his friend is sitting up in a fig tree
calling him to come and eat figs. When he stands up, his
friend enjoys shitting on him from the tree above. He himself
has an attack of diarrhea and shits the bedclothes. When
he regains consciousness, he washes the sheets and goes
back to sleep. Again he dreams of his friend sitting in the fig-
tree and, as before, trying to get him to climb up. Looking
up at him, the glutton says, ‘You want to make a fool of me
again, making me think you’re shitting on me from the tree
above, so that I have to strip the bedsheets again. But this
time there’s no way I’ll let myself be fooled! I’ll shit first, and
then climb up.’ And so once more, attacked by diarrhea, he
befouls the bedclothes.
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