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200. A clueless apprentice is ordered by his boss to give
the owner of the barber shop a manicure. So he bursts into
tears. When the owner asks him why, he responds, ‘I’m
crying out of fear. See, I’m about to cut you and your nails
will bleed and the boss will beat me.’
201. A man comes back from abroad and approaches a
stupid prophet. Asking about his family, he receives the
answer: ‘All are healthy, including your father.’ ‘But it’s ten
years now that my father’s been dead,’ the guy objects.
‘Obviously you have no idea who your real father is,’
counters the prophet.
202. A stupid astrologer reads a child’s horoscope: ‘This
boy will be a lawyer, then a prefect, then a chief magistrate.’
Well, the child dies. When his mother runs into the
astrologer again, she says, ‘The one you said would be a
lawyer and a prefect and a chief magistrate — he’s dead!’ ‘I
swear on the boy’s tomb,’ says he, ‘if he had lived, he would
have become all those things!’
203. A fellow approaches a stupid prophet and asks if his
enemy will come to town. The prophet responds that he’s
not coming. But when the fellow learns a few days later that
his enemy is actually in town now, the prophet remarks,
‘Yeah, the guy’s outrageous, isn’t he?’
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