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72. A student dunce is a guest at a wedding. As he leaves
the party, he wishes the couple ‘Many happy returns.’
73. The same dunce declared that Scribonia’s tomb was fine
and fancy, but built in an unhealthy area.
74. A student dunce is riding a very skinny horse. Someone
comes up and says, ‘Your horse is at death’s door.’ “Good,
that’s just where I was headed,’ responds the dunce.
75. A student dunce is sick, then starts getting hungry. He
can’t believe the noon whistle hasn’t yet sounded, so he
orders that the sundial be brought to his bedside.
76. On a visit to the temple of Serapis in Alexandria, a
student dunce is given an olive branch by the priest, with the
words, ‘May the Lord and Master be gracious to you.’ ‘Let
the Lord and Master be gracious to my slave,’ responds the
dunce. ‘I myself am a free man.’
77. A student dunce has just buried his son. When he runs
into the boy’s teacher, he says, ‘So sorry my son didn’t show
up for school; he died and couldn’t make it.’
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